THE HISTORY OF THE BIFL
by Mike Roberts
HOW IT ALL BEGAN
The origins of what we now know as the Barcelona International
Football go back to the mid eighties, and a Barcelona that
is very different to the one we know today. The city was
preparing itself for its proudest moment, the 1992 Olympic
Games, and busily clearing up the mess of industrial wasteland
around the sea front that was a far cry from the tourist
paradise it is now. Foreign residents were still something
of a rarity, there were none of the Celtic theme bars, glossy
English language magazines or ex-pat activities that abound
in modern-day Barcelona, the first thing you needed to do
if you wanted to get anywhere in the city was learn the
local lingo, and get used to Spanish football on TV, because
without Internet or Sky TV, you would soon be losing touch
with the Premiership.
The vast majority of the British residents that had come
to Barcelona were working for generally pitiful wages as
English teachers. Many of these wanted to play football,
but found it was not that easy to do so. Getting a game
of football in Barcelona was no easy thing to do –
the Catalans like things to be done through the proper channels,
and everything sporty seemingly has to be organised through
an officially federated body. Even finding a place for a
traditional Sunday afternoon kickaround in the park was
not easy – you had to reserve and pay for grotty little
pitches that didn’t even have grass. Which is why
most locals prefer to stick to futbol sala, played on concrete
pitches with little goals and horrible, hard little balls
that don’t bounce or curl properly.
Enter Steve Keady, who some 85 years after Joan Gamper had
already done the same thing, tried to introduce football
to Catalunya, and started organising games between his Anglo
American against other language schools, most notably Dublin,
the British Institute and Merit. Steve Keady also found
the perfect venue, the Bonanova pitch that has since been
sold to the Teknon hospital next door. There was often talk
of organising some kind of a league, but the general feeling
was that it was hard enough getting enough players to turn
up for one match a term without trying to start the whole
caboodle of a competition. Nobody could be arsed to organise
one, not even a simple round robin got off the ground, and
the idea was relegated to a topic of idealistic discussion
after each match.
Then Nick Simons arrived in Barcelona, the founder of league
and still president to this day. He and his teacher chums
made a habit of kicking balls through improvised goalposts
made of jerseys on any plot of land they could find, and
decided to form a team to take on the language academy giants.
Naming themselves the Black Sheep, after the bar in C/Tallers
that donated a set of shirts, Nick and his boyos weren’t
happy with just a few friendlies. No, they wanted a cup
to play for. For want of a better name, they called it the
Teachers League, and Nick, naturally, appointed himself
president, which would be seen with bitterness by Steve
Keady ever after, especially when it was decided that matches
would be played on ‘his’ pitch at Bonanova.
But, slag him off as you will, you’ve gotta hand it
to Nick. He managed to get no less than eight teams together,
out of nothing, to play the first season of a league that
would grow from its humble roots into something that would
go on to generate friendships, media interest, sponsorship
deals and some very memorable competition.
1992-1993 – SMIRNOFF RINGERS DENY BLACK SHEEP OF INAUGURAL TROPHY
The first league was a tiny affair compared to what it
is now. There were no rules, and players regularly played
for different teams and if you were short of players there
was nothing wrong with borrowing the other team’s
subs. Referees were volunteers, and hardly any of the teams
had a full set of shirts, let alone with numbers on the
back. The teams were divided into two groups of four, making
just six games all season (and meaning that it was possible
to play for a team AND have a life at the same time). The
British Institute (later the Black Horse and later still
the Michael Collins), were far and away the team to beat,
and coasted Group A, qualifying along with an unknown entity
calling themselves Terrassa Victoria. The Celtic Blades
played one season before deciding to stick to fútbol
sala, while the Anglo American, pretty much all English
back then, started more or less where they were due to carry
on for many years. At the bottom.
In Group B, Dynamo Smirnoff were too much for Nick’s
Black Sheep. The now defunct Dublin at least managed to
beat another of those teams who are now little more than
a historical anecdote, the University, with Sheffield United
kit (??), to finish third.
The Black Sheep, led by Nick Simons and also featuring such
league legends as Duncan Foord, Mike Gibson, Mike Connolly,
Karl Schulte and Chrissy Brown, made history in the semis
by thrashing the all-powerful Brits, and the video still
sits proudly on top of Nick Simons’ very dodgy VHS
collection. They were to meet the Smirnoffs in the final
(the team that has since metamorphosed into the Shamrock),
but when the time came to it, Smirnoff couldn’t even
get a team out, and rather than call the game off, they
called in a load of ringers and beat the Sheep, quite unfairly,
4-3. Or at least that’s Nick Simons story, leading
to several seasons of rivalry between him and his hated
team. To make up for his loss, Nick, the only player to
have ever voted for himself in a club player of the year
award, presented himself with the leading goalscorer trophy
– having invented a rule that goals scored by other
players didn’t count.
1993-1994 – TERRASSA VICTORIA BEGIN THEIR REIGN
In the light of Smirnoff’s controversial win in
93, a new rule was introduced saying that teams could only
use three players from other teams – a rule that nobody
took a flying handbag’s notice of, with one of the
new teams, Barcelona Wednesday, not being much more than
an extra team for anybody to play for if their normal team
didn’t have a match that weekend. And as there was
a problem getting anyone to referee, it was decided that
they should be paid (2,500 ptas a game (about 15 euros)).
The ‘home’ team had to supply said ref –
and what headaches that was going to cause. Another piece
of wishful thinking was that captains would note all yellow
cards and suspend players accordingly. Needless to say,
nobody did – and teams played on happily with several
ringers, their own sub as the ref and plenty of suspended
players, and then we’d spend hours on end arguing
about these matters (and you think things are bad these
days).
Two new teams joined, International House/FCUK, and Miró
Park in their now legendary lilac tops (who since moved
on to become the George & Dragon and are now the Fastnet).
In Group One the Sheep started out with 21 goals in two
games, and looked to be on their way through along with
all-conquering Terrassa, but in a classic game with FCUK,
keeper sent off and all, they lost 6-4, which FCUK followed
up with a 2-1 win over Terrassa. The Sheep needed to beat
Terrassa to avoid surprise elimination, and lost 5-3.
In the other group, the Brits and the Smirnoffs steamrolled
their way through, with the Insty becoming the first team
to beat the Smirnoffs. Cocky, arrogant buggers as they were,
the Smirnoffs had become the team everybody loved to despise,
with legendary players like Scouse Chris, who’d play
matches with a joint in his hand, and Pipa who’d walk
off the pitch as soon as the ref blew a free kick against
him.
The semi finals brought trouble for Big Dermot, who was
both FCUK’s keeper and an outfield player for Smirnoff.
He opted for Smirnoff, with Martin Ames (then of the Sheep)
taking over in FCUK goal, where he would play for the whole
next season (the now occasional Mallorca 204 stalwart stating
that he was too old to play on pitch). The Smirnoffs went
through, with the Institute losing yet another semi final,
6-1, to Terrassa – with Scouse Pete going home in
a huff when he was told he was sub (something he would have
to get used to over the next ten years). The final saw the
Smirnoffs take the lead against Terrassa, but then one of
the Steve Ks was sent off for one of those handball on the
line type incidents, and ten men couldn’t stop Terrassa
from claiming their first league title.
With the league over, a cup competition was invented to
drag the thing on a little longer, though Smirnoff couldn’t
be arsed to enter and Terrassa were knocked out by a guest
team called Antigua Travesera, a team who after that match
decided that they neither could be arsed with it any more.
Got rid of Terrassa quite nicely though, and FCUK went into
the semi finals without playing a match, after their famous
offer of sorting out their match with Travesera on the toss
of a coin after they had twice failed to turn up for matches.
Dublin beat them in the semis, and the Sheep beat Miró
Park in the latter’s only ever semi final, and in
their first season, by 6 goals to 2. The Sheep were already
partying at Nick’s dodgy Bar 2 Acto on the Friday
before, making it all the more amusing when Dublin beat
them 2-1 in the final, the only trophy the Dublin ever won
in their 8 years of BIFL.
1994 - 1995 – BLACK SHEEP AT LAST
Smirnoffs had changed. They now had a Barça kit
and a new name, Flann O’Briens. They were still a
bunch of twats though, and their new sponsors would, a few
years later, come to realise that and dump their team and
sponsor somebody else (just to help confuse us BIFL historians).
It was goodbye BCN Wednesday and University, but hello to
three new outfits. Teknon were the lads from the hospital
next door to the old ground at Bonanova (Teknon’s
encroach upon the league would get even larger when a couple
of years later the hospital building itself decided to come
to Bonanova and we were left without a pitch). Then we had
Nick’s Catalan mates from the Ateneu (crap but with
attitudes) and a chirpy little chappie called Richie who
called his AC Milan clad side, for no apparent reason, Stella
City.
Dublin, who had only paid up the season before on cup final
day when Nick said they’d get no medals otherwise,
suggested we kick out any team that didn’t pay on
time, but got off to a wonderful start with new boys Nathan
and Ibrahim doing the work. The League decided to move in
the opposite direction to world football and reverted from
three to two points for a win. The Sheep were falling apart,
Nick leaving the pitch mid match to kiss girls on the touchline,
but their new signing, Jaume, kept the side afloat with
his goals and over-the-top celebrations. Two historic results
saw out the year, the Sheep finally beat their old enemy
Smirnoff/Flanns, and Miró Park defeated the Brits
after a thrilling 5-4 encounter (and a Mike Roberts hat
trick, oh, those were the days). Institute legend Brian
Gibson was going around claiming to everyone that he was
gagging for it, Nick was inviting the same people each week
to his ‘parties’ in Muntaner (with bizarre zebra
connotations), Little Dermot was asking them if they had
seen his yellow ball, and Scouse Chris of Flanns was seen
threatening to punch a referee for not sending off a player
(nothing unusual, except that said player was one of his
Flanns team mates). It all went out of control in that classic
Flanns-Ateneu match, with 22 players bundling each other
in a bottle throwing mêlée which saw Frenchman
Simone banned for life and Scouse Chris excused because
he was the committee’s friend.
FCUK were left needing 4 points from 4 games to qualify.
Sadly, two of those were against Terrassa, who were walking
away with the group. Not helped by keeper Martin ‘Budgie
Bird Geezer’ Ames letting one crucial goal by, later
stating that he ‘couldn’t be bothered with diving’,
FCUK managed to FCUK it all up and Stella sneaked into the
semis, with Richie pulling referee Nick Simon’s shorts
down in the process.
In the other group, the Sheep had it easy, but the other
place went down to the wire. But the Institute’s revival
came too late as usual, and Teknon were getting bored and
not turning up with full teams, allowing Flanns to go through
on the last day. Flanns were beaten by Terrassa in the first
semi final, and the Sheep dealt with Stella on the same
day. Terrassa were firm favourites to beat the Sheep in
the final, unbeaten in over a year, but they were to fall
victims of the same error they would go on to repeat season
after season – beat everyone and then throw it all
away when it really mattered. Karl did for the BIFL what
Geoff Hurst did for the World Cup, with a final hat-trick,
the game ended 3-2, and Nick Simons finally got to hold
the trophy he had created, and unsuspecting women from Hospitalet
to Badalona were about to suffer the torture of Nick explaining
to them just what that meant.
Terrassa had already knocked the Sheep out of the cup, 1-0,
and went on to the final, the Institute yet again losing
a semi final, and again heavily, 6-2. But it was the other
semi final that will go down in history. Flanns were taking
the piss out of Stella, leading 4-0 before they blew 11
fuses and let in 7 goals, including two penalties and an
own goal, had two players sent off, another just walked
off (Pipa, as usual) and ended in a fight with Fernando
of the bar, whose son played for Stella and had been fouled.
A stranger match the BIFL has never seen, and Stella qualified.
In the final, Terrassa made light work of Stella, winning
4-0 in a far more forgettable encounter.
1995 - 1996 – BLACK SHEEP DO IT AGAIN
The season nearly began in tragedy when the entire committee
was on the verge of being drowned in a flooded bar, and
ended up quite literally swimming up the Ramblas to the
safety of KFC. While the rest of Barcelona was trying to
get to grips with one of the worst floods in the city’s
history, chasing after their cars that had suddenly become
boats or watching the entire contents of their shop float
off down towards the Mediterranean, Ateneu came up with
the idea of a play-off, allowing six teams into the final
stage. Everybody was too wet to see any reason for argument,
and the idea was accepted. Two new teams arrived, one was
the ridiculously named Ka Goone Low, formed by former Miró
Park player Carles and his Catalan chums, the other was
a group of Argentinians who after two riotous encounters
were thrown out of the competition, leaving us with one
group of 7 and another of just five. Much movement on the
transfer market, Jeremy Hickey and Martin joined Stella,
laying the foundations of the future Dow Jones and Mallorca
204 teams, Miró signed the entire Black Sheep subs
bench, while FCUK went one step further and signed the entire
Dublin team.
The matches included a classic encounter in which the referee
(Duncan) denied the Insty a last minute winner against Flann
O’Smirnoff because the ‘defence wasn’t
ready’, several bad tempered Dublin matches, and another
in which Ateneu successfully claimed three points against
Terrassa because their referee hadn’t turned up –
leading to weeks of conversations over whether such strict
rules should be allowed to get in the way of the game we’re
supposed to be enjoying (sound familiar?). Group A ended
with the top three teams tied on 18 points, Ka Goone Low
having amazed everybody by playing proper defensive football,
and their results showing it. The other group was all a
bit silly, Flanns only actually played six games and didn’t
even bother with their last two. Most people, however, were
far more interested in the women’s league on the small
pitch to care too much anyway (won by Lea’s Pachitos)
Both cup semi finals went to penalties, there being something
poetic about Dublin getting revenge on FCUK for poaching
so many of their players, but nothing poetic about the final
between the two bad boy teams of the league. Flanns (spurred
on by Scouse Chris and the lad with the hardly witty but
highly appropriate nickname Andy ‘Twat’) won
the battle (in every sense of the word) 1-0.
Terrassa were beating everybody. Everybody, that is except
FCUK, who beat them twice in the groups, knocked them out
of the cup, and then saw them out of the league in the semi
finals. The Black Sheep easily overcame Flanns, now a fading
force as disorganised in-fighting was destroying the team,
to set up an intriguing final. The Black Sheep beat FCUK
3-2, the first time that a team has ever successfully defended
the league trophy, and also the first time a team had won
the title twice.
1996 - 1997 – TERRASSA BACK ON TOP
1996-97 turned out to be the last ever at Bonanova, the
news that the ground was to be used as part of the Teknon
hospitals’ extension plans was greeted with disbelief,
and us old romantics will argue that things have never quite
been the same since. There was something about Bonanova
that, I’m sorry, Roquetes has never quite managed
to recapture: The bar was part of the pitch and the pitch
was part of the bar (teams like Flann O’Briens took
that to ridiculous extermes, OK, but..). Teknon, the team,
also disbanded, while the young Catalan contingent of the
Institute decided to form a breakaway side called (we still
don’t know why) Storesnay. Despite winning their first
game against the Anglo American, it would take the lads
over two years to get another win. Transfer news included
Karl’s move from the Sheep to FCUK and Carlos Romo
getting rejected by everybody before finally settling at
Miró. Yet another new system was brought in, the
idea that all teams play twice against teams in their own
group but also the ‘cross-over’ period in which
teams play once against teams in the other groups.
The Dublin were on form as usual, and after one match in
which referee Gibson’s very life was on the line,
the league kicked them out. Terrassa were on song, and their
19-0 win against Ateneu set a still-to-be-beaten league
record. The women’s league led to all kinds of romantic
capers, Karl spent most of the time snogging Cristina, American
Mike wed Cordera Salvaje Eva, while Martin and Lea chose
the day of the league final to seal their matrimony. The
general argument was that all the decent teams were in group
B, which possibly explains Miró’s majestic
qualification. Mike Robert’s joy at scoring a late
equaliser in the play off against the Sheep was soon soured
by his miss being the only one in the penalty shoot-out.
Flanns were on the verge of break-up, but the ineptitude
of their rivals saw them into a play-off, where they then
beat an over-confident Stella, before being hammered by
Terrassa. The Sheep joined them in the final after an amazing
semi-final against FCUK. The game went into extra time,
and FCUK even scored first, before a couple of Geoff Hurst
type crossbar goalline bouncing goals sent them all mad
and the Sheep ended up banging them away like drugged up
cowboys. The final itself was a fiercely one-sided affair,
and Terrassa finally regained the trophy, all mixed in with
a wedding ceremony in the background.
Terrassa were far and away the team of the season, but Stella
got the better of them in the cup. It took several years
for them to finally admit that they had cheated and played
with two Dutch semi-pro ringers. In the other semi-final,
the Sheep beat the Institute on penalties, and that despite
both Nick Simons and Irish Mike missing their kicks. In
the final, Stella and the Sheep made a gentleman’s
agreement to play with their regular players rather than
seat ‘dodgy’ players on the bench. Rumour has
it that the Sheep didn’t stick to the agreement, but
whatever the case, the Sheep won convincingly.
1997 - 1998 – NEW BOYS CLANSMAN SHOCK THE ESTABLISHMENT
And so it was that 1995-1996 was the first season at the
league’s new home, Montañesa, or as we incorrectly
preferred to call it, Roquetes, after the name of the nearby
metro station that has since joined BIFL tradition by changing
its own name, to Via Julia. Ateneu and Ka Goone Low decided
that enough was enough and left the league, but along came
two new teams. Carlos Romo formed his new side, the International
Gothics (later to become International Paradís),
complete with their joints in the changing rooms and lurid
rasta-style kit. Another Miró reject, Scottish Paul,
formed his Scottish team, the Clansman, although everybody
really knew that all he had done was sign the entire Flann
O’Briens team. They left behind a team that was no
longer the merry band of troublemakers of days gone by (except
for the Miles head-butting incident), but was clearly devoid
of any decent players. The Dublin, who we thought we had
banned, were back, and their captain, Michael Shiels decided
to turn to refereeing, seeking revenge for his team’s
dismissal by booking anybody that moved. Bollocks, said
Ian Stevens of Terrassa. Off. Another controversial game
was the one where the Clansman didn’t even bother
turning up to play Stella and then refused to accept that
this should mean that they had lost. Terrassa and FCUK strolled
Group A, and Stella were safe in third before hitting the
self-destruct button and losing all four remaining matches
to let the Dublin through. In Group B, Alex and Miguel Angel
had tired of Storesnay and were back with the rejuvenated
Institute, who amazingly won the group. The Sheep came through
in second, and the dodgy Clansman side, on the verge of
folding, crawled through in third ahead of Miró and
Flanns. They then beat boring FCUK to become surprise semi
finalists.
The Sheep were devastated by Terrassa in the first semi
final, whereas the Insty were delighted to face Clansman,
safe in the knowledge that at last they were on their way
to their first ever final. But the Clansman won the match,
to set up what looked like was going to be the most one
sided final in BIFL history (with Terrassa on steady course
to complete the first ever league and cup double). But with
their German ringer running rings around the Terrassa defence,
the Clansman, bagpipes and all, continued their amazing
run-in by winning the league in their first ever season.
Terrassa were left gobsmacked. Clansman, who had started
the season as a joke team, even losing 6-1 to Miró,
had ended up winning a title without anyone quite understanding
how.
The Sheep were again put to shame by Terrassa in the cup
semi final, while guest entrants Michael Collins beat another
guest, Sitges, in the other. The final was a nasty old affair,
with the Collins keeper going apeshit when he (wrongly)
believed Terrassa’s second goal was offside. His attack
on the ref, the linesman, the changing room and anything
else at hand saw him banned from the league, and Terrassa
picked up their medals amongst an atmosphere that more resembled
a battlefield.
1998 - 1999 – MICHAEL COLLINS, MARCEL, AND THAT FINAL
In 1998, the name ‘Teachers League’ was finally
laid to rest. We were now the hugely marketable Barcelona
International Football League (BIFL), although it took some
time to get used to the new name, and new and official looking
rules were written, including the insistence on proper numbered
shirts, and we even had a web site, and a sponsor, beer
and bar accessory suppliers Biere Servis. Last year’s
guest entrants, Sitges and the Michael Collins, joined the
party full time. The annual trip to Sitges’ seaside
became a highlight of the BIFL year that is sorely missed
now that the team has left the league. Meanwhile, Celtic
and English theme bars were springing up all over the city,
and many of them, were hungry to get in one action and sponsor
teams. Terrassa became the ‘Dick Turpins’ and
started playing matches in their own grimy little city,
while the Gothics were sponsored by reggae club Paradise.
Flann O’Briens turned their back on their own sponsor
to become the Shamrock, while a new chap called Lucas Brown
formed a new side, temporarily naming it Real Balmes before
finding a sponsor... Flann O’Briens. Scandal at The
Black Sheep, with Nick Simons eventually being kicked out
of the team and embarking on a most unhappy year at Stella.
The season started as it was due to finish, in chaos. The
draw was made, and then re-drawn when it looked too similar
to the previous season.
Josema of Roquetes decided to take over the referees, and
find us semi-pros. Not only did he fail miserably, but he
was also left with egg on his face when we discovered that
he was actually pocketing a fair share of the money for
himself. Further chaos with the Anglo American turning up
late for their game in Sitges and blaming the committee,
Chiquillo of Anglo American kicking the league’s new
resident ref, José, and getting banned for life,
Paradís nicking Stella’s keeper’s jersey,
Sergio of Terrassa setting new standards in yellow and red
card collection, and Pat Collman of Miró scoring
his first ever goal. The Anglos knocked Stella out of the
cup, but almost lost their place for not wearing numbers
on their shirts, only escaping because that particular league
rule made no reference to cup matches. The pichichi chart
was left in chaos when Wayne Collins of Flanns scored about
ten against a 9 man Miró with a one legged keeper
playing in a quagmire.
Group One was far and away Terrassa’s property, once
again looking unstoppable, and the British Institute came
an easy second. Dublin were safe in third, but then lost
a decisive game to the new boys with the hideous kit, the
Michael Collins – a game the Collins needed to win
by four goals, and did – and a game that had everything
from ambulances to five red cards. The Collins still needed
a miracle to qualify, but won their last two games while
the Dublin fell into a shambles from which they would never
recover. The Collins went through, but only because Flanns
had had six cruel points deducted for missing the payment
date. Twice.
Group Two was a much simpler affair. FCUK, the Clansman
and Stella spent the whole season knowing they were already
all but qualified, part of the reasoning behind the calls
for a new system. The big story was the demise of the post-Simons
Black Sheep, who had always wanted a second division to
stick all these crap teams in, and now that one was a very
likely possibility, were going to be one of the teams in
it. A new ‘Plate’ competition was devised for
the end of the season, won by a Flanns team that was only
too grateful for the 6 points they had lost, beating a Paradís
team that was so annoyed with the ref that the only medal
they wanted was the one to stick up his arse.
The cup started out with the Sheep missing every shot in
a penalty shoot out with the Institute, and Stella’s
demise at the hands of the numberless Anglo American who
then beat Sitges to reach the semi final, where they went
down 8-0 to Terrassa’s footballing steamrollers. Terrassa
went on to win their record third cup, against the Clansman
to avenge their defeat in the league final of 1999.
The play offs saw two surprises, the Brits beat Stella (who
always refused to have any ‘bad’ players and
subsequently found it hard to play a whole season with just
ten players), and the Collins beat defending champs Clansman.
The Institute lost semi final number six, this time to FCUK,
but the real shock was in the other match. The Michael Collins,
who had lost 8-0 to the Anglo American a few weeks earlier,
played the game of their lives against double-chasing Terrassa,
totally outplayed them and won 3-1. After a season in which
nobody had even come close to challenging them, losing only
two games, Terrassa were furious to go out to a team that
had done bugger all and had finished 30 points below them
in the group stage, and would never have even qualified
had Flanns not had six points deducted. Nick Bedson immediately
set about proposing a new system.
The Michael Collins finished off this most incredible appearance
from nowhere in the final by winning a dull old match, 1-0,
against FCUK. But that was just the beginning. They had
played Marcel, a Black Sheep player, in goal as a last resort
measure, with their other keepers unavailable. This was
against the rules and led to the greatest scandal in BIFL
history. The Collins were disqualified, there was talk of
a shared trophy, FCUK being champions, a re-match, and there
were meetings after meetings with Flavio and Nathan on FCUK’s
side pledging open warfare, Leigh resigning as FCUK manager,
Steve Varley resigning as treasurer, all kinds of accusations
of bias on the committee and calls for president Simons’
head. Chaos. Eventually, the Collins were given their trophy
back, but the whole episode left a very bitter taste in
many mouths. The BIFL League needed big changes...
1999 - 2000 – VELOCCIRAPTOR CHANGE THE SHAPE OF THE LEAGUE
The most important change was the decision to finally
do away with the two-group system. It had been argued that
there were too many irrelevant first phase games, and everything
came down to a few games in June. The other argument was
that things needed to be more competitive, and that two
divisions would level things up more. The new idea was for
everyone to play each other once, then divide into two groups,
with the first division carrying the points over from the
first phase. The idea came in a last resort measure to stop
the idea of two divisions full stop. Curiously enough, if
we had stuck to that system, the two teams who came to dominate
the season, the Sheep and Velocciraptor, would have been
in the second division!
With BIFL growing stronger every year, more and more theme
pubs wanted to get in on the act, in the belief that sponsoring
a team would bring in big bucks. Stella became the Dow Jones,
Miró Park became the George & Dragon, and even
the Institute succumbed to the temptation of sponsorship
money, and became the Black Horse. Just one new team joined
the league, but what a team. Velocciraptor, a former 3ª
regional side, decided to drop down a level or two, and
when they beat Terrassa 4-0 in one of their first games,
we were immediately aware that we had indeed invited a dinosaur
of a team into the league, with a massive squad, midweek
training, and all the seriousness of a team that BIFL had
always been a reaction against. That result indicated something
else, too. The demise of Terrassa, the most consistent team
in BIFL history, who we’d assumed would run away with
a one-league format, crumbled to just a sad reminder of
what they had been before. In fact it was the Dow Jones,
the first team to beat the Raptors, who led the table for
much of the season, things going horribly wrong ever after
their 7-0 humiliation against the rising Sheep and Jeremy
putting the ball in his own net against FCUK.
With so many games, the league could no longer be played
at just one venue. Instead, games were now to be played
at wind-swept Trinitat, in Sitges and Terrassa, and even
on grass, at Caldes.
What would the BIFL be without its scandals? Nothing, and
we had a fair few this year, too. Teams would lose points
for not having numbers, and the Clansman forgot their shirts
for the Sitges game. The set they borrowed was not numbered.
Points off. Was this not just getting a little bit silly?
And then half the league failed to meet the payment deadline.
If Flanns had suffered the season before – now everybody
was going to have to. With the league table messed up with
asterisks all over, the committee decided to have an amnesty
and re-award all those deducted points. But not the Black
Sheep’s. Jaume had been suspended for two matches,
but the Sheep insisted on playing him regardless, with some
pedantic excuse about late replies to an appeal. They were
not allowed to keep the point for their draw with the Insty.
The most delightful match, however, was the Dublin’s
game with the Collins – Carlos Romo, referee, told
Dublin what wankers they all were before the match, then
went on to send off five players. Dublin eventually decided
to walk off the pitch, and Carlos was kindly asked to refrain
from refereeing any further matches. Dublin, meanwhile,
were just not getting it together, and the team that had
caused most headaches to the league over the years finally
resigned from the competition altogether midway through
the season, shortly after yet another mass walk off, this
time against the Black Horse. This led to further scandal
because Jason Pye, the Clansman’s new forward with
an attitude had scored eight goals against the Dublin, and
would now have to lose them. Jason still ran in as leading
goalscorer in the end, with a record 32 goals.
Another impressive team was Flann O’Briens, who supplied
the first player of the year award winner in Nigerian Francis,
and other quality players like Oscar and Toni. Quite how
Lucas Brown managed to turn this international circus of
talent into a side only capable of producing very average
results, we’ll never know. After the league had split
in two, FCUK and the Black Sheep had excellent second legs,
and everything finally came down to the Sheep-Velocciraptor
game in May. In what was effectively the league final, the
Raptors won 3-1, so for the third time running a new team
had taken the title. But for once, nobody could argue that
the best team hadn’t won.
The second division was won by Sitges. Nobody quite knew
how, because they had been crap over the season, and had
even considered dropping out, saying that the competition
was just too good. Meanwhile, at the other end, the Institute,
now the Black Horse, had made an odd decision. Nick Simons,
rejected by Dow Jones, after a brief flirtation with Shamrock
(Simons a Smirnoff? Whatever next?), was invited to the
Black Horse. As manager. The side that on so many occasions
had come within sniffing distance of actually winning titles,
under Nick’s expert management, collected their first
ever trophy. The wooden spoon.
The cup took on a new look, too. It became a mini-Champions
League type thing, with four groups before the knockout
stages. A few surprises were in store. The sad shadow of
the great side of years gone by, Terrassa, finished below
the Anglo American and Storesnay. Storesnay could have done
so much better, but lost the points from their game with
the Anglos due to having played with two ineligible players.
And FCUK, so strong in the league, were mysteriously shite
in the cup and lost each game handsomely. Eventually it
was down to the same teams who had dominated the league,
the Black Sheep and Velocciraptor, to meet in the final.
The Sheep pulled back from 2-2 down to take the game into
penalties (the first BIFL title to be decided that way),
and thanks to two Alvar saves and Velocciraptor's inability
from the spot, the Black Sheep picked up their first trophy
since 1996, and stopped Velocciraptor from claiming the
first ever BIFL double.
2000 - 2001 – JASON PYE LEADS CLANSMAN BACK TO GLORY
The season started with the bizarre news that the Dow
Jones would not be entering the league, claiming that they
didn’t have a squad. This struck neutrals as very
odd because as far as we could tell, they had practically
all the same players as they had had a year before, and
it seemed that if they didn’t have a team they felt
could win the league, then they really couldn’t see
the point of playing. So, accusations of glory-hunting were
rife when it turned out that the Dow Jones had effectively
merged with the Clansman to produce a super-team. Steve
Dorrity, Dave Coote, Kevin Dunn, Dutch Mike, Pau Ortega
and co all sloped off to join Paul Hackett, Chelsea John
and a Jason Pye who was rubbing his hands in glee at the
prospect of the league title. He kept us all informed of
their progress in the league publication, the Fanzine, which
was sadly going into its final year – “you could
see the fear in the Velocciraptor players eyes as they arrived
at the ground”.
At the other end of the scale, the BIFL welcomed Mu Gung
Hwa, a team of Koreans who certainly added an exotic touch
to the league, but have sat firmly at the bottom of the
table every single season, but unlike the Dow Jones do understand
the concept of ‘it’s not the winning it’s
the taking part’. In their first year of BIFL action,
they only managed to get one point, from a 3-3 draw with
Flann O’Brien. The main concern with the Koreans has
always been whether or not they will get a side out, but
there have also been plenty of moments of weird behaviour.
However, there was something comical about seeing the Koreans
using their martial arts skills in a bust-up with the Anglo
American and watching some of the Catalan players running
away in terror!
Black Sheep goalkeeper Alvar announced he was leaving the
side to form his own team, the Catalan Knights, yet another
Catalan team in a league that was gradually moving away
from its ex-pat roots to take on more and more locals. The
Knights’ Oriol Fabregas would end the season as second
top scorer as the Knights earned a reputation as one of
the highest scoring teams the league has ever known, yet
also having one of the poorest defences.
And league president Nick Simons, ejected in disgrace as
manager of the Black Horse, realised his childhood dream
by forming a team called West Ham, drafting in the few Irons
fans he could find in the city plus several Spaniards, including
forward Enric Sales, who would put Jason Pye firmly in his
place by banging away a record 49 goals to take the pichichi
title for the first of three years in succession. He was
also voted player of the year in the first ever end-of-season
gala, held at Pasa Tapas.
Meanwhile Spurs fan Lucas Brown made the odd decision of
kitting his Flannd team out in Arsenal style red and white
shirts (!).
We also lost the Trinitat pitch midway through the season
– the land was needed for development of the metro.
So, we were ushered off to Vallbona, stuck out in the middle
of nowhere between a railway track and a graveyard.
The season was plagued with controversy from start to finish
– and the Black Horse seemed to develop the habit
of being at the heart of it every time. First, we had an
incident in Sitges where the home team considered Steve
Love responsible for breaking Henrik’s collarbone
and declaring him a persona non grata at their ground. Then
there was the incident against Velocciraptor in which the
Raptors kicked the ball out of play for a player to be treated
for injury, but the Horse considered this blatant time wasting
and carried on playing and scored regardless. A later game
between the same two sides was abandoned due to rain with
the Raptors leading 2-0 and Horse manager Steve Varley insisting
the game should be replayed from the start because it would
not be fair as “everybody knows Velocciraptor are
a first-half side and we’d have to play two first
halves against them”.
This was not the only game to need completion on a different
day, and the other also involved Velocci, this time against
the Michael Collins. A slagging match between Velocciraptor’s
Pau Serrat and the Collins’ Toni, which apparently
started with somebody calling somebody’s girlfriend
names, ended in fisticuffs and referee Ramón blew
for time – unjustifiably as was later decided. And
then there was Inter Paradis keeper Carlos Romo’s
horrendous leg-breaking tackle on Michael Collins player
Chris. Carlos himself accepted that what he had done was
unacceptable and vowed never to play in the BIFL ever again.
Problems with Paradis were as rife as ever this season,
and eventually led the league to decide not to accept them
back the year after.
Another team with whom the league had a strained relationship
was Sitges, who played all their games in their own town
and took a very blasé attitude to league regulations.
When asked to come into Barcelona to play their second phase
fixture with the George and Dragon, they flatly refused
to come and were handed an automatic 3-0 defeat.
There was so much nonsense flying around the league that
it was finally decided that it was time to hand all power
to the five-man committee. Chaotic General League Meetings
at which all manner of ridiculous suggestions could often
get voted through became a thing of the past, and with retrospect,
things have generally worked much better for it.
Yet another new format was used for the league, which this
time divided into three divisions, the idea being to give
teams something to play for as long as possible. Storesnay
won their first ever honour by winning the third division,
while the Shamrock took the second. FCUK suffered an amazing
fall from grace, and a side more used to challenging for
titles needed a last day win to avoid collecting the wooden
spoon. It took the Black Horse a long time to accept that
the Fanzine was right in saying that they were out of the
title race after getting off to a fantastic start, but as
expected there were only two teams left in it by the end,
the Clansman and defending champions Velocciraptor. Jason
Pye’s ranting and the Dow Jones issue had most neutrals
rooting for anyone but the Clansman to win the title, but
the Raptors fell 2-1 to Terrassa with just two games remaining,
and the Clansman ended up winning their second championship
with a game to spare.
However, there was to be no double celebration, the Clansman
were dumped unceremoniously out of the cup in the group
stages by a shock 6-2 defeat to the Anglo American, leaving
the Horse and Anglos in a position whereby, had they wanted,
they could have fixed the result and both gone through,
although as it happened, the Clansman were unable to beat
FCUK in their final game anyway.
The Anglo American had ended the league season stuck in
the third division, but their amazing run in a cup competition
that was full of shocks continued when they beat Velocciraptor
in the quarters before eventually going out to the Michael
Collins.
There the Collins would meet West Ham – after Nick
had enjoyed the excitement of knocking out his former team,
the Black Sheep, as well as Terrassa (amazingly, the only
‘first division’ team reach the semi finals).
The Hammers won 3-1 in a memorable final, so for the first
time in three years a ‘rookie’ team may not
have won the league, but new side West Ham did get to lift
the Cup!
2001 - 2002 – CLANSMAN BECOME FIRST THREE-TIME WINNERS
After nine years of constant controversies, the tenth
anniversary edition of the now-Strongbow sponsored BIFL
was a relatively trouble-free year. Now that the committee
had absolute control it seemed team captains were more intent
on winning matches on the pitch rather than testing the
system with different kinds of outrageous appeals.
And getting rid of International Paradis certainly helped,
even though several of members of the team we had banned
merely reappeared as part of former FCUK player Phil Bruff’s
latest project – Mallorca 204, the address of the
team’s Philharmonic sponsor. Many refused to even
consider this a new team, as most of the players were taken
from the now-defunct Dow Jones, including one or two who
had played a role in the Clansman’s league win the
season before.
The other new team was the brainchild ex-Black Horse Gary
Moore, who found a sponsor in sister pub the Wellington
Arms. Despite a slow start, the team has since gone through
several name changes to become one of the powerhouses of
the BIFL.
Meanwhile, the former Miró Park Rangers and George
and Dragon moved on to its third incarnation, the Fastnet,
while Niall Lynch stood down as manager of the Michael Collins,
and the team’s star forward, Dominic Hasson, defected
to Flann O’Brien. Five games into the season, under
the management of Alberto ‘Torpedo’, the Collins
had lost every game, scoring none and conceding 28, a record
even Mu Gung Hwa would have been ashamed of. Niall tells
the story that he saw Alberto sitting in the bar while the
team was playing outside, and he didn’t even know
what the score was. So, the wily Irishman returned to captain
the side, bringing in an amazing Russian keeper, and his
usual determined attitude. They were losing 5-0 to the Clansman
when the game was called off due to rain. Most managers
would have let the result stand, but not our Niall. He insisted
on playing out the remaining fifteen minutes on a separate
date. They didn’t come back to win that one, but they
did slowly crawl up the table and eventually edge the Wellington
to the second division championship.
Manolo Torrijos took over from Roger Jimenez at the Anglo
American and sparked a revolution. The perennial whipping
boys led the table with nine wins and a draw before losing
to the Shamrock, but were still one of the strongest challengers
for the title and haven’t looked back since.
FCUK also recovered from their previous year’s disaster
by finishing reasonably high (and it was good to see former
manager Leigh Tebbutt back from injury), while Velocciraptor
were nowhere near the title race and started suggesting
that this could be their last season. But they would be
back.
A team that wouldn’t be back was the Black Sheep.
Duncan had decided that this would be his last season and
the team with the best all-time record in the league could
find nobody to replace him, and slowly faded into nothing,
struggling to get sides out and ending near the bottom of
the second division. It was a sad day to lose one of the
founder members of the league. At least Mike Roberts and
his Fastnet finally managed to beat the Sheep, albeit with
the help of a couple of Swedish semi-pro ringers!
The Fastnet also picked up one of the most surprising signings
of the season – the man who was supposed to be captaining
the Clansman to its third league title - Jason Pye! Exactly
what happened to cause the fall-out at the Clansman was
never all that clear, there was talk of money and skiing
trips and who knows what else. Yet the Pyeman’s time
at the Fastnet was not a successful one, while the Clansman,
runaway leaders in the league, but without its mentor, started
letting points slip away.
Sitges were once again causing problems, especially Rick
Broadbent, who seemed to think the league committee spent
its entire time devising ways to piss him off. His verbal
outburst on referee Paul Gregson was punished with a hefty
ban, while there was further controversy when Sitges had
to play Terrassa. Neither side was willing to travel to
the other’s respective city, so the game simply never
got played!
Speaking of feisty players, Terrassa finally decided that
the time had come to tell their Argentinian hatchet man
Sergio, the reason for many a Saturday night spent hobbling,
that enough was enough. He was kicked out of the team.
There was further controversy when Flann O’Brien keeper
Quino Soto was involved in an incident that resulted in
Black Horse player Pip Riba being very seriously injured.
The Horse appealed and the committee slapped a hefty ban
on Quino, despite claims from Flanns that the Black Horse
appeal was an exaggeration. And it probably was, because
within a week, Pep was back on the pitch and scoring both
the Horse’s goals in a 2-1 win against the Fastnet.
Pep went on to win the Player of the Year award.
And Mu Gung Hwa finally won a game, 5-3 against the Shamrock.
Shamrock manager Jordi suggested after the game that the
Koreans had got much better and would beat a lot of teams
that year. They only got one more point, from a 6-6 draw
with the Black Sheep, while even the Fastnet managed their
first ever clean sheet in ten years of asking when beating
them 5-0.
Enric Sales of West Ham certainly didn’t have the
same troubles with the Koreans, scoring a record eleven
goals against them, and broke his own season record to retain
the pichichi trophy with 57 goals. But West Ham themselves
didn’t achieve much at all, leading to accusations
that they were a one-man outfit.
Despite a slight drop of form towards the end, there was
never really anything anybody could do to prevent the Clansman
from running away with their second league title in a row.
The Anglo American came closest but lost 3-1 when the teams
came head to head in a foul tempered match that ended with
an Anglo American player deciding to empty the contents
of the Montañesa dustbins.
So to the Cup, which had reverted to a straight knockout
format, and Velocciraptor suffered an early exit as Zahir
scored both goals in a 2-1 win for the Shamrock, who would
go all the way to the semi finals before losing to Terrassa
in a game that was delayed for several weeks after yet another
match in a very wet season was called off because of rain.
The Clansman’s hopes of that elusive double were dashed
at the quarter final stage by the Black Horse, 4-1, in a
game where Mike Turner could even afford to miss his first
ever penalty (or so he said). In the semi finals the Horse
were beaten by Mallorca 204, but accused Bruff’s side
of some serious gamesmanship that they would take some time
to forget.
Mallorca 204 were seeking to become the fifth new BIFL team
in as many years to win a trophy, but failed to do so, beaten
2-0 by Terrassa in a very dull final and not exactly being
supported by the Black Horse. This was a record fourth Cup
win for Terrassa and proof that there is life in the old
dog yet.
2002 - 2003 – MALLORCA’S 204 REASONS
TO BE CHEERFUL
With the Black Sheep condemned to myth, Sitges also bode
farewell to the BIFL and joined a veterans league. Gary
Moore’s Wellington Arms now became the Temporary Bar,
while we also welcomed a new side – Flaherty. Manager
Steve Curry’s almost tear-jerking rant after the side
was accepted at the league assembly will go down in BIFL
legend, as will as his demands for grass pitches, linesmen,
and who knows what else.
The season began with the first ever Super Cup, won by the
Clansman 3-1 against Velocciraptor. Niall Lynch of the Michael
Collins was offering 4/5 on the Clansman to win their third
league title, while the Mallorca 204 lads decided to lay
a more ambitious gamble on their own side winning the title
at 12/1.
Flaherty failed to live up to Mr Curry’s promises,
and didn’t get a win until February, and that was
only against Mu Gung Hwa, who as usual were propping up
the table with such impressive results as a 17-2 defeat
in Terrassa.
Flann O’Brien were the early pace setters, but soon
fell by the wayside, despite the mid-season discovery of
Ersoy Tewfik, with a run of four consecutive defeats including
a 12-2 thrashing at the hands of the Black Horse, whose
season had got off to a dreadful start.
The Horse was also involved in one of the few scandals in
a relatively trouble-free year. The incident involved alleged
violence by Steve Love in Terrassa, which was particularly
juicy because the Scotsman was part of the five-man committee
responsible for disciplinary decisions. When the committee
decided to impose a ban, Steve immediately resigned from
his post. But The Horse went about rejuvenating their aging
squad, and ended the season with their first ever trophy,
albeit ‘only’ the second division title.
The Fastnet developed an amazing knack of squandering leads,
in one game managing to turn a comfortable 3-0 advantage
on West Ham into a miserable 8-3 defeat.
FCUK also returned to the bottom half of the table, although
those present still swear that Carles Garriga’s overhead
kick against West Ham was the best that has ever been scored
in the history of the league.
But another of the traditionally weaker sides, Storesnay,
followed fellow Catalan outfit Anglo American’s example
by turning into a decent side almost overnight. They didn’t
actually win anything, but such results as a 2-2 draw with
the Clansman and a win against then leaders Velocciraptor
did have a huge bearing on the way the league eventually
panned out.
Early leaders Flann O’Brien didn’t even make
it into the first division, while Velocciraptor and Anglo
American’s own challenges gradually came to nothing
(the Anglos realising their year was over when losing 2-4
to a nine-man Michael Collins), making it seem like another
runaway Clansman win was on the cards.
Then the Scottish bar was upset 4-2 by the Shamrock (who
also knocked them out of the Cup) and fell from grace in
spectacular fashion with a run of five consecutive defeats,
including a 7-0 rout at the hands of Mallorca 204, with
manager John Stoker leaving early because he couldn’t
bear to watch any more. The Clansman blamed a series of
injuries and several players not being available for this
remarkable drop in form, which included them turning up
to play Mu Gung Hwa with just nine men and being fortunate
enough to avoid embarrassment by the fact that the Koreans
went two better and arrived with only seven.
And so it was that, with many people not really knowing
how, Mallorca 204 moved into a seven-point lead at the top
of the table. Everybody kept saying that they would never
stay the distance, and indeed, as the season drew to a close,
they lost to both the Clansman and Velocciraptor, and Terrassa
narrowed the gap enough to leave things down to the final
day.
Meanwhile, the Clansman had their full team back at last
and began making up for their mid-season slump with an amazing
run of results that very nearly snatched the league title
after all. One of the main reasons was Bo Stenberg, who
scored six in a 12-0 rout of potential league champions
Terrassa, and added another six against the Michael Collins
a week later to eventually come within two goals of Enric
Sales in the pichichi race. West Ham’s Enric just
managed to secure a tremendous third consecutive leading
goalscorer award, but Bo’s achievements did not go
unrecognised, and he was voted BIFL Player of the Year.
The final day eventually turned into something of an anti-climax,
with Terrassa needing to beat the Michael Collins and hope
Mallorca overcome the Temporary Bar in the game directly
after. Terrassa led 1-0 before Freddy netted a late equaliser
for the Collins, and in a festive atmosphere, Mallorca went
on to beat the Temporary Bar 5-0 safe in the knowledge that
the title was already theirs. Fittingly, the founder and
manager of the side, Phil Bruff, scored one of those five
goals.
But it was especially ironic that it should have been the
Collins who delivered premature success to Mallorca, because
the Philharmonic boys had of course placed a 12/1 bet with
Niall at the start of the season, and now the Michael Collins
manager was going to have to pay out big money…
Many people, not least the Clansman players themselves,
were heard to comment that they, and not Mallorca 204, had
been the better side, especially considering their amazing
late form. At the end of season gala, on collection of the
Fair Play they promised they would be back next season to
win back the league. But Mallorca 204 had proven that this
league is a marathon and not a sprint, and that it is consistency
that pays off in the end – something none of their
direct rivals had been capable of.
Mallorca 204’s chances of becoming the first team
to do the league and cup double collapsed with elimination
on penalties by the Michael Collins at the semi finals stage,
while the Shamrock battled through to a second consecutive
semi final and lost again, this time to Velocciraptor.
This was the Collins’ third Cup final appearance,
and it once again ended in defeat, and this time a heavy
one, to Velocciraptor, who won their first trophy since
the League title in 2000 with a 6-2 win. This was a very
different Michael Collins team to the side that had achieved
so much before, including a load of Scandinavian students
that were hardly ever seen anywhere near the pub. And when
Niall Lynch was named substitute for the Final and never
even got onto the pitch, the rumour mills started suggesting
that that might well be the last we would be seeing of the
Michael Collins…
2003 - 2004 – BO BLASTS METROPOLITAN TO FOURTH
TRIUMPH
The summer break included all the usual rumours of the Michael
Collins not having a squad and wanting to drop out of the
league. Only this time they meant it, and the 1999 league
champions and three-time cup finalists were gone.
Mu Gung Hwa were also to be no more, after the league assembly
decided that it had had enough of its constant no-shows.
But as ever, the decision was overruled at the following
meeting, as was the idea that Terrassa should no longer
be allowed to play games on their home pitch.
Gary Moore’s team changed it’s name for the
third year running, now becoming Dynamo 23, while we welcomed
a new team, the oddly named Cranks. This bunch of Catalans
was made up of former youth team players that had not made
the grade at adult level, and decided to join our league
instead. We expected big things, but they were hopelessly
organised, letting 17 goals in against Velocciraptor and
even letting the Fastnet score ten. When they decided a
trip to Terrassa was out of the question, the league was
alarmed to learn that they were trying to play a whole season
with a squad of just twelve men! Although they did pick
up a little towards the end of the season, this was to be
their first and only season in the BIFL.
Another side to have renamed itself was the Clansman, who
had signed a sponsorship deal with Metropolitan magazine.
They were back with a vengeance after missing out on the
2003 title, and destroyed defending champions Mallorca 204,
5-2, in the opening game, then beat Velocciraptor 5-1 and
Terrassa 2-1. They had started the season by beating the
three best teams, other than themselves, in the previous
campaign! As the cliché goes, it looked like the
league would be over by Christmas.
Mallorca 204’s yellow card champion Gerard Sanchez
got his season off to a tremendous start by getting booked
before he had even gone onto the pitch. It was to be a torrid
season for Mallorca, who were just a shadow of the side
that had won its first championship the year before, and
they did not even qualify for the first division –
the worst ever defence of a BIFL league title. The side
that had chased Mallorca the hardest, Terrassa, also suffered
a slump, also ending up in the second division – the
poorest season ever for the side with the best all-time
record of any in the BIFL.
Meanwhile, Mu Gung Hwa set new standards in ineptness. As
late as February they had still only scored two goals, and
conceded no less than 78. They ended up letting in 152,
an average of more than seven a game! Yet they still battled
on.
And a heart-warming story from the Dynamo 23 v Catalan Knights
game, when Dynamo scored when a Knights player was seriously
injured. Seeing what had happened, Dynamo repented and stood
back after the restart and allowed a Knights player through
to score.
Then, just when it looked like nobody was ever going to
stop the Metropolitan, came the bombshell. The Black Horse
was no more and was going to become… the Michael Collins!
Along with the new sponsorship, Steve Varley was able to
hand pick from the remnants of the former Collins team,
which included Stian and Romanian Mihal, as well as Ersoy
Tewfik who had, much to Lucas’ annoyance, been poached
from Flanns. The new look side immediately played the Metropolitan
off the park to beat them 7-3 in the cup, and were suddenly
full of confidence and going around claiming that this time,
at last, they were prepared to make a major assault on the
league title.
But the Metropolitan was still looking very strong, although
many did believe it was something of a one-man show with
Bo Stenberg breaking all kinds of goalscoring records. He
bagged ten in a game against the Shamrock, scored all nine
in a 9-0 trouncing of the Fastnet, got another nine against
Cranks, and five against Flaherty! Many people were heard
to mutter that he was simply too good for our league, and
indeed, when the season was over, and he had ended Enric
Sales’ monopoly of the pichichi award with a record
68 goals and won the Player of Year Award for the second
year running, he signed for ‘proper’ club CF
Alella.
The Metropolitan’s first dropped points were in a
1-1 draw with Dynamo 23, who were developing into a very
strong side and taking themselves very seriously indeed.
People suspected that they would eventually tail out of
the running, but it wasn’t until as late as March
that they lost a league match, 3-1 to the Anglo American,
who were once again among the top teams.
The Michael Collins, meanwhile, was facing an upward struggle.
Before signing all those new players, they had been in a
very average position, and with the top teams not dropping
points, they had an enormous deficit to make up. Disaster
struck when they faced the Shamrock, who had lost all nine
league matches played to date, and Steve Varley decided
to give the subs a run out. Underestimating the opposition
is never a wise move, even in our league, and the Shamrock
held the Collins to a draw.
But the Collins did bounce back by inflicting what would
turn out to be the only defeat of the season on Metropolitan,
coming back from behind to seal the win with two injury
time goals even after Oscar had been sent off, but the hooped
ones were ultimately fortunate to only just squeeze through
into the first division.
And a very tight first division it was indeed. Lucas Brown
had overcome the odds to keep his Flanns side in the running,
but just like the season before, they fell away to nothing
towards the end of the season. They lost every game in the
first division, and Lucas once quipped that “we are
only sixth because there aren’t seven teams in it!”
Velocciraptor and the Anglo American maintained the pace
for quite a while, but ultimately it all came down to a
head to head battle between the Metropolitan and Dynamo
23.
The Metropolitan showed their class by ending the Anglo
American’s hopes with a 6-1 win and five more goals
for Bo, but Dynamo got their chance when the Metropolitan
could only draw with Velocciraptor, but they failed to capitulate
and lost 1-2 to the Anglo American a week before the head
to head showdown between the leaders. And Dynamo blew it,
going 2-0 up, but allowing Bo and Dutch Mike to make it
2-2 and leave them depending on Flanns doing them a favour
on the final day. But Flanns had crumbled as a team, and
Metropolitan made no mistake by winning 11-1 to win the
BIFL for the fourth time (including three as Metropolitan).
The Catalan Knights won the second division with ease, perhaps
because their main rivals, Terrassa, West Ham and Mallorca
204 were more used to playing for bigger incentives, while
the Shamrock, who had started their season so awfully, claimed
the third division after runaway leaders Fastnet pressed
the self-destruct button once again. That meant that the
Shamrock became the only team to have won the first, second
and third division titles plus the BIFL Cup.
All the big guns made it through a very predicable Cup group
stage, but there was near controversy when the Michael Collins
protested having to play Dynamo 23 in the quarterfinals,
resorting to the rulebook to observe that they had not been
given sufficient notice of the draw. The appeal was rejected
but the Collins went on to beat the Dynamos anyway, to go
into their eighth league or cup semi final. And just like
the seven before, they lost this one too, this time to the
Metropolitan, who would be joined by defending champions
Velocciraptor in the final, who beat Mallorca 204.
It looked like the in-form Metropolitan were dead certs
to finally bag that elusive league and cup double, especially
when Alex Greenhough scored practically from the kick off.
Dragos equalised for Velocci, then Alex scored his and Metropolitan’s
second. A controversial Paul Fridman equaliser was then
adjudged by referee Pizarro to have crossed the line, and
tempers saw John Stoker and Txe Gasch get their marching
orders as the game went into penalties.
Mike Ouwehand, Wim Vanhaelewijk and John Bolsover all missed
from the spot for the Metropolitan, while Velocci made no
mistakes with theirs to retain the BIFL Cup and leave the
double unconquered for at least another twelve months.
2004 - 2005 – DYNAMO TAKE LEAGUE IN FINAL
DAY DRAMA
The BIFL had been around for little more than a decade but
technology had changed enormously in that time. From leaving
hopeful phone messages with player’s flatmates and
families we now all had mobile phones and Internet access,
and were organising games via SMS and e-mail, concepts unthinkable
in the early days of the league. And with that came the
BIFL web site – not the first attempt to produce one,
although Steve Kelly’s valiant attempt at a site back
in the dark ages went largely unnoticed as so few of us
even knew what Internet was back then.
And with it came the BIFL message board, and the chance
for ‘Sven’ Varley and Jordi AA to become legends
of the new html driven BIFL.
But it was business as usual on the pitch. Cranks, after
just one very average season in the BIFL decided to call
it a day, but in came two new outfits – although many
of their players were familiar faces. Strollers were put
together by former Michael Collins veterans Michael Turner
and Pep Riba, and proved far better than we had expected,
going on to win the second division title and reach the
semi finals of the cup. Meanwhile, Futbol Club Independent
Catalunya, or Independent for short, or FCIC for even shorter
still, were managed by former Storesnay stalwart Raimon
Riera. Dynamo changed their name for the fourth season running,
now becoming Dynamo Catalonia Today, while Flanns sealed
the biggest sponsorship deal to date as they were taken
under the wing a budget airline company to become FC Vueling.
The transformation of Anglo American from perennial strugglers
to one of the giants of the BIFL continued, and they enjoyed
another excellent season, despite the high-profile loss
of Fernando Franco to Velocciraptor. The Raptors themselves
seemed to be progressing quite nicely, winning ten of their
17 first phase games to comfortably make the ‘Super
Six’, and then dropping the bombshell by announcing
that, due to lack of players, they were resigning from the
League! Many of us were left scratching our heads as to
how a team could let itself keel over and drown quite so
easily, as the team that had won one league and two cups
in its sic years with us left us with the difficult situation
of explaining to other first division teams that they now
had one less fixture to look forward to.
The other big close-season signing had an indignant Lucas
Brown watch in despair as Ersoy Tewfik moved to the Michael
Collins. Steve Varley had modelled a new-look squad that
ultimately proved the only side capable of pushing the two
sides that dominated the season, Metropolitan and Dynamo
Catalonia Today.
Metropolitan had lost star striker Bo to regional side Alella,
and many had expected things to go sour for Wim and the
boys. Of course it didn’t, and they dominated the
league, going the whole of the first phase unbeaten. But
Gary Moore had put together his strongest Dynamo side ever,
and after coming close the year before, were more eager
than ever to claim a first league title. The Metropolitan
drew with the Michael Collins and then the Anglo American
a week later, and by a mathematical miracle, despite not
having lost a single game all season, Dynamo could still
overtake them when the two side came head to head on the
final day.
It was one of the most memorable matches in BIFL history,
the occasion helped no end by the amazing set of followers
that Dynamo had gathered over the years. In a dramatic 2-0
victory, Dynamo Catalonia Today snatched the title from
a team that had led the league from the start.
Dynamo were popular winners, as reflected by the player
of the season voting, which saw Felipe Pavez finish top,
Enda Meady come third and Gary Moore fourth.
Dynamo’s cup campaign had come to a relatively early
end at the hands of Michael Collins in the quarter finals,
so the BIFL league and cup double would remain unconquered
for at least another season. The Collins progressed to the
last four, and once again there was talk of Steve Varley’s
semi-final jinx, as his side had lost all eight it had played
to date, but the curse was lifted as they marched past the
Catalan Knights 2-0 to go to their first final ever!
The Metropolitan were waiting for them, but theirs had not
been the smoothest of journeys at all. They had need penalties
to beat two of the league’s ‘lesser’ entities,
Shamrock and Strollers. The Collins took an early lead,
but the game ended 1-1 and went into extra time. And there
the Metropolitan proved just that little bit too strong
and got some consolation for league disappointment with
a 3-1 win. Amazingly, despite regularly being one of the
teams to beat in the BIFL, neither as the Metropolitan nor
as the Clansman had they ever won the Cup before.
The second and third divisions contained a remarkably similar
set of teams to the year before – although it was
nice to see that Terrassa were back on track and able to
raise an eyebrow or two by ending up fourth in the top flight.
Strollers were never really in major danger of missing out
on the second division title, while Enric Sales, after missing
out in 2004, finished top scorer in the league for the fourth
time in five years – an amazing record.
The third division title went to the Shamrock for the second
year in a row, with Flaherty once again having a dreadful
regular season and then turning it all around in the second
phase. FCUK and Fastnet struggled for yet another miserable
season, while FCIC, who had promised so much early on, ultimately
had to settle for second to last.
Mu Gung Hwa kept up their record of finishing bottom of
the league every season since they joined us in the year
2000, although one win and three draws was their best tally
yet, and they did at least, and quite deservedly, win the
Fair Play Trophy.
The season ended with a new idea, the BIFL Sevens, played
at Sant Marti and something that will hopefully become an
annual event. The inaugural edition was won by Metropolitan,
beating Mallorca 204 in the final.
2005-2006 METROPOLITAN STORM TO FIFTH TITLE
This was a unique season. After years of play offs, crossovers,
splits and point-halving, the BIFL came up with a revolutionary
new system. Everybody would just play everybody else in
one big league. Some were adverse to the idea that teams
would only play each other once, but the cup was expanded
to try to compensate.
Dynamo had their annual name-change, becoming Dynamo 23,
the Shamrock were sponsorless, and became Blackrock, while
the league now had a record twenty teams, with three new
entries. Sitges returned after a three-year absence and
now played on a first for the BIFL, an artificial pitch,
although a lack of communication meant we were often left
in the dark as to what the scores of their matches were.
The league also welcomed Pechekali, a Catalan side loosely
based around the now defunct Cranks, who started their season
with seven straight defeats before finally getting off the
mark with a 1-1 draw against Vueling.
And then we had the new all Chinese side Dragon United,
who turned out to be by far the worst team the league had
ever seen, vastly eclipsing the likes of Barcelona Wednesday
and Mu Gung Hwa in terms of ineptness, conceding an unthinkable
225 goals in 19 league matches (that’s about 12 a
game). Dynamo set a new league record by thrashing them
21-1, and Gerard Vilanova scored no fewer than 12 as they
trounced the Chinese 18-2.
West Ham had improved, mainly thanks to Nick Simons raiding
the now defunct Velocciraptor squad. Despite the annual
rumours that they were folding, Terrassa were still there,
but were as irregular as ever and finished in the bottom
half of the table, suffering a record 8-0 hiding to the
Catalan Knights. The Knights are another side that just
never seem to get any kind of consistency going, and they
would crash 8-1 to FCUK just two weeks later. FCUK had got
off to a dreadful start, but then phoned every name they
could find in the new players section of the website and
got very lucky indeed. Overnight, the no-hopers were suddenly
a very good outside bet for the title.
Of course, the season was not without its controversy,
and the big discipline story of the season surrounded Storesnay’s
Javi Sanchez. His trial following the outrageous incidents
against Mallorca 204 developed into a veritable courtroom
drama, with photographic evidence of Ben Bradford’s
bitten arm and every witness seeming to have a different
story. After doing its best to separate the truth from the
lies, the committee slapped a hefty one-year ban on Javi.
There was further drama when Independent (who had improved
considerably after finishing second bottom the season before)
went to Sitges and Alex Corvette received a similar ban
for punching a visiting player. Independent said they would
never go to Sitges again, and as fate should have it, drew
them in the cup. They were eventually persuaded to go, and
the rematch went ahead without incident.
Then we also had the usual problems with teams not paying.
Mu Gung Hwa and Blackrock were the main culprits, constantly
announcing that they were about to make their payments and
then not doing so. As a result, both teams found themselves
being banned from playing any matches until their fees were
paid up.
And the biggest horror of all came in January when the
league’s website crashed, and eventually returned
only to be four months out of date. Of course, the league
having moved into the digital era, nothing was written on
paper any more, and that meant four months of results, goalscorers
and red and yellow cards were lost forever. So, we had lost
all track of which players should be suspended and when,
and teams were trusted to suspend their players accordingly,
and perhaps more thanks to luck than judgment, the league
managed to see itself out without any major controversies.
And that league had developed into a two-horse race once
again, with Metropolitan and Dynamo running away from the
pack. The two leaders were due to meet three games from
the end of the season in a game that would all but decide
the title. Dynamo had been beating everybody, except for
two draws against the most unlikely of opponents, Flaherty
and the Fastnet. Metropolitan, meanwhile, came into that
game having won every single game but one, a 2-1 loss to
Mallorca 204. That meant the Metros led Dynamo by just the
one point, so their head-to-head was as good as a final.
It ended 1-1, and both sides went on to win all their remaining
games, and thus the Metropolitan were crowned as champions
for a record fifth time.
The Cup had become the SALBCN Cup, now sponsored by president
Nick Simons’ company. The mammoth group stages produced
a fair bit of excitement. The Michael Collins performed
miserably and went out early. Metropolitan suffered a rare
defeat at the hands of West Ham which meant both sides qualified
at the expense of a brave challenge from the Fastnet. And
FCUK twice came from behind to beat Vueling on the final
day of the group stages to secure a quarter final in dramatic
fashion. Pechekali, in their first season, were the surprise
qualifiers from that group, but went out to Dynamo in the
quarter finals.
The highlight of the quarter finals was the Anglo American
once again putting the Metropolitan out of the cup, this
time on penalties. The Anglos then went out to FCUK in the
semi finals. On the other side of the draw, Dynamo beat
West Ham in the semi finals.
It was a classic final. FCUK had never won a major trophy,
and several former players were in town for the historic
occasion, while Dynamo as usual had plenty of their own
supporters. It all finished 2-2 after 90 minutes, before
Jorge Santome sealed the winner for FCUK in extra time.
Few could begrudge league stalwarts FCUK their hour at last,
but it really was tough luck on Dynamo. Amazingly, they
had gone unbeaten all season in the league yet had not won
the title, and then missed on the Cup too.
Andreas Stave of FCUK was the fairly unanimous BIFL player
of the year, while Enric Sales of West Ham was top scorer
for an amazing fifth time in six years.
2007-2008 BY GEORGE! THE FIRST EVER BIFL DOUBLE!
The single league system used in 2005-06 turned out to be a one-off, and in true BIFL tradition, the system was given another major makeover for the new season. This time, all the teams were to be divided into two different groups, with the top half of each going on to form the first division in the second stage of the season, and the other teams forming the second division, with half the points from the first phase carrying over to the second.
This was complicated enough, and not only did this mean teams halving half points in the second phase, but also presented the problem of teams in the second phase not having played the same teams, or even the same number of matches, which meant all kinds of subtle complexities, and talk of coefficients and the like, generally from teams that realised one system or other might benefit them.
The BIFL also welcomed three new teams. The first of these was formed by former West Ham, Collins and Fastnet man, Andy Mitten, named Manchester La Fianna after some team he likes that wear red. The Fastnet were somewhat peeved that Andy also took the few decent players they had with them, and Mike Roberts was left to rebuild his team from scratch. Richard Doleman came in to lend a hand, and despite a poor start, the Fastnet later managed to beat Terrassa for the first time in 14 seasons, so it cant have been all that bad.
Manchester, with players of the calibre of ex-Fastnet defender Tommy Rogers, ex Collins man Steve Love and Hans Vandamme, a terrific player that would deservedly win the player of the year award, proved to be a very powerful addition to the league indeed, and stayed unbeaten until well after Christmas.
But they were not the only strong newcomer. Former Collins player Georgian George, decided to go his own way and form a team made up entirely of Georgians, and called them, to keep the theme going, Saint George. Just how many of the players really were former Dynamo Tbilisi players we may never know, but the fact was that they were a class above most of what the BIFL has to offer. They arrived at games with a large following of fellow Georgians, for whom the excitement often got just too much, and in one game with Metropolitan that involved a misfortunate pitch invasion, there were rumours that, for the first time, the BIFL would be punishing a team for crowd trouble.
The other new team were far more discrete. Torpedo del Raval were an all Catalan side that started slowly, but gradually established themselves as one of the leagues middle-ranking outfits.
There were also name changes. The Michael Collins were no more, becoming the Celtic Cross, and Dynamo kept the Dynamo moniker, but added Pizza del Born.
But that was not the only major change. We had grass! Barceloneta and Montaesa had both laid down artificial surfaces over the summer, which in theory was wonderful, but also brought headaches for the league committee. The grass pitches were three or four times more expensive, and everybody wanted to get their fair share of games on the plastic, even the 8.00 at night spot didn't seem to matter any more if it meant avoiding the dirt of Vallbona, Sant Marti and this season's new venue, Canyelles. The latter proved the least popular pitch in BIFL history, and was dumped after a matter of weeks.
The temptation of grass was just too much for some teams, and it became traditional for several sides to move their dirt fixtures to plastic, and a Manchester v Celtic Cross game became the BIFLs first Friday night match.
The season began with the Metropolitan collecting the first silverware with a 2-1 win against FCUK in the Super Cup, but the good times were coming to an end for the Metros. Theirs was to be one of the poorest defences of a BIFL title ever (Mallorca put eight past them in one game) as they only just squeezed into the first division at the very last moment, but were far too many points adrift to have any serious hopes of winning it. Even more surprising, the other half of the duopoly of recent seasons, Dynamo, also had a very average season, spending much of it propping up the first division table.
It looked like the Georgians were the side to beat, but FCUK showed it could be done with a 3-2 win, although it would be several months before they lost again, in an epic match with Mallorca 204 coming back from 4-1 down to make it 4-4, only to concede a goal in the dying seconds.
It proved to be the tightest race in years. Manchester and Saint George were going strong, but FCUK (with Carles Garriga developing an impressive habit of scoring from overhead kicks) and West Ham also spent weeks on top as the lead changed hands on an almost weekly basis, and the Celtic Cross and a surprisingly strong Pechekali were also hanging on in there. Nick Simons was so sure that the title would come down to a last day battle between his West Ham and the George that he specifically asked for that game to be played on the last day of the season. The Hammers eventually finished seventh.
But as usual the league also produced its fair share of controversy. Mike ONeill, the leagues longest serving referee, finally decided he had enough of the increasingly fouler atmosphere and hung up his whistle for the very last time. The Sitges ref also decided enough was enough, while one of the newer additions, Roland, found himself being pummelled repeatedly in the head by Santi of Mu Gung Hwa, who was banned for two years as a result. Then we had the entire Storesnay team storming off the pitch in Sitges fun and games as usual in the BIFL.
No BIFL season would be complete without a few games being won for odd reasons in the despachos, and this year it was Flaherty, Redstars and Anglo American who all lost their games 3-0 for fielding suspended players. The Anglo American case was especially dramatic, because Alex Perez had known perfectly well he couldn't play, and thought he'd get away with passing himself off as Alex Calvo instead.
There were protests from the AA that all they were trying to do was make a fair match of it, and they were hammered 10-0 by the Celtic Cross anyway, but what it did suggest was that the decano of the BIFL, and the Teachers League too, was in a very poor state indeed. It became less and less sure whether they would even be able to see the season out.
As the season progressed, the challengers started falling by the wayside, and it all came down to a two-horse rush for the tape involving FCUK, chasing their first ever league title, and the wonderboys from Saint George. With just three weeks to go, the two sides met in a potential league decider, the George two points ahead. St George won that one, 2-0, but FCUK still had a game in hand, which they won in emphatic style, 7-0, against the Celtic Cross. Left relying on the Cross or West Ham to do them a favour and take some points of the George on the last two weekends, FCUK could sense things were slipping away from them, and in fact, a week later they were held 4-4 by Metropolitan (the Metros getting last minute penalty) and St Georges 4-1 win over the Celtic Cross at Sant Marti was enough to win them the title.
For a team to come from nowhere and win the league was nothing new (the Clansman, Velocciraptor and Collins had all done it before) but surely the Georgians werent going to have the audacity to become the first team to win the double? They eased their way into the semi finals with a 6-2 win over Mallorca 204, and then handed Steve Varley and his Celtic Cross their umpteenth semi final defeat to qualify to meet a Metropolitan side that had found its form again in the last few months of the season.
It was a classic final, with goals going in at either end, and eventually won 5-3 by the Georgians. BIFL traditionalists looked on in disbelief. The fact that nobody had ever won the double was one of our little curiosities we have loved to cherish. But now it had been done, and in impressive style, and it least within BIFL circles, we all now know where the little former Soviet state of Georgias flag looks like.
The second division, meanwhile, failed to produce much excitement. From the start it was a two-horse race between Terrassa and Strollers, and Terrassa eventually sewed up the title with an eight point advantage.
The real talking point came at the other end, where Dragon United actually won a game! After letting in double figures on an almost weekly basis, fellow Asian side Mu Gung Hwa became their first victims, losing 4-1. A few weeks later they were back to their old tricks, conceding 20 goals against Vueling, and then came one of the most extraordinary performances in BIFL history, when the Strollers beat the Dragon 18-0, and Pep Riba set an incredible record by scoring 17 of them! There was much grumbling that Peps goals in games like that hardly made him a worthy winner of the Pichichi, and the committee was pressured to hand a trophy to first division top scorer Juan Miguel Lozano of Pechekali as well, although others cited this as a lack of respect for Pep, who has always been a consistent goalscorer, no matter what the conditions. His 17 goals against the Chinese were put into something of a perspective a week later when Dragon United won yet again, this time 6-4 in Sitges.
The Dragon also collected the Fair Play Trophy once again, Hans Vandamme of Manchester was voted player of the season (edging out Georgian players finishing second, third, and fourth), while there was one new award, for manager of the season, and its first winner was Karl Schulte of FCUK. There was also a special award for outgoing referee Mike ONeill.
2007 - 2008 - NO STROLL FOR NEW CHAMPIONS
The 16th edition of the BIFL proved to be one of the closest and most exciting in history.
The pre-season meeting produced the usual surprises, this time being the decision to stick with the five-subs rule, but to allow substituted players to come back onto the pitch if they wanted. Chaos was predicted, but the idea actually proved a surprisingly resounding success.
There were also the usual changes in membership. One new team joined the league, Pilote Urbain, our first all-French club, while the historic Anglo Amnerican were on the point of folding due to lack of players, but were saved when agreeing to merger with the Catalan Knights, and a new name – the Anglo Knights. The Fastnet now became the Michael Collins, no less than the third team in the BIFL to have used that name, and when Dominic Hasson joined them mid-season, he had the unique distinction of having played for all three!
The Georgians were back to defend their titles, now calling themselves Iveria, but had lost several players and simply weren’t the force they used to be, crashing 4-0 to the Celtic Cross in the first game. They were on the verge of failing to qualify for the first division, losing 3-0 in a head-to-head with fellow top flight aspirants Torpedo before staging an incredible comeback to win 4-3. But it was an ugly affair, especially an incident involving Juan Marqués, and the league went as far as voting on whether or not to kick them out of the league. The Georgians survived that vote, but seemed to have lost interest in the competition, failed to pay their fees and mysteriously vanished mid-season.
There were also fun and games with the Sitges referee GarcÃa Paredes. Dynamo’s visit saw a bizarre five-minute period in which five players were red carded for doing apparently nothing. The video was uploaded onto YouTube, and apparently ended up creating a debate among members of the New Zealand referees council! GarcÃa Paredes was up to his tricks again as the Metropolitan met the Strollers, getting so carried away with his yellow cards that he even booked Steve Varley, who had nothing to do with either team! More refereeing outrage in a West Ham game, when it was none other than the league president, Nick Simons, who lost his marbles and stormed onto the pitch to have a go at referee Isaac.
And then there was the payment crisis, as once again teams failed to meet the deadlines and were forbidden from playing games because of it. But whereas in the past these teams had generally been those languishing at the bottom of the second division, this time it was second division title hopefuls Flaherty and first division powerhouse Metropolitan that were the culprits. Both sides protested their innocence, but the committee refused to budge. The decision denied Flaherty of vital second division points, and meant Torpedo came out top in a tight title race that had also seen Pilote Urbain and Terrassa involved until the end.
The first division was just as competitive. With just a few weeks to go, Dynamo, Strollers, FCUK, Manchester and the Celtic Cross all still had realistic hopes of winning the title, and of the five, only Dynamo was a previous champion. Strollers led the way, but were considered the most surprising survivor, many putting their leadership down to the fact that they had yet to play any of their main rivals.
But Strollers beat FCUK to as good as end that teams chances, and a week later it was FCUK who dashed Manchester’s own hopes with a 4-2 victory. Was anybody going to stop the Strollers? Sitges were bottom of the table, so there was little hope that they would do them any damage, but in a classic game, they were holding Strollers to 1-1 and got a late penalty. It looked like curtains for the Strollers, one of the most veteran sides the league has ever seen, but the penalty was missed, they scored a winner in injury time and stayed top of the league.
It couldn’t have been closer. On the penultimate weekend, Dynamo and the Cross met each other, and both needed to win to have any chance of winning the title – the draw would mean the Strollers had won it anyway. It was 1-1 in injury time, the result that neither team wanted, when Juanito scored a historic goal in the very last seconds to set us up for a last-day title decider between Dynamo and the Strollers.
That game turned out to be something of a non-event. The Strollers did indeed stroll it, 4-0. One of the most veteran teams the league has ever seen had played some delightful football on their way to the crown, and it meant winners medals at last for two men, Michael Turner and Jimmy Byrn, who had been in the competition since the very first season way back in 1992-93. Dynamo, however, were anything but impressed, having heard a rumour that the Strollers had played that last game with a number of ringers drafted in from outside.
The cup also produced some memorable games, not least Mallorca’s game with Pilote Urbain, which ended level and saw both teams having to beg the referee to stay around for the penalty shootout. Mallorca won and met Anglo Knights in the semis, who had put out league leaders Strollers in the previous round. The Anglo Knights made it into the final, where they met Celtic Cross, who had beaten league rivals Dynamo in yet another scintillating clash between the two.
It was a duel of two historic sides. The Anglos and the Cross (despite name changes) were two of just three founder members still in the BIFL, although it was the latter who cruised it 6-2. Steve Varley had finally won himself a trophy after countless close finishes, and the man he had to thank was Georgian George, who posted yet another incredible performance in the final, and was rewarded with the player of the year trophy in his final year in the league.
The end of season gala turned into a Steve Varley festival, the Leeds man being the emotional recipient of the manager of the year award, while Juan Miguel Lozano of Pechekali collected the top scorer trophy, and Fèlix Setmenat was named goalkeeper of the year.
The season ended in its now traditional fashion with the BIFL Sevens, won by the Metropolitan, who beat Terrassa in the final, although there was not much of a trophy for them, Cross keeper Rutger having dropped it once and then, in a vain attempt to fix the damage, dropping it yet again and leaving it in pieces.